Fred The Squirrel Just Came By!
A lot of you have written to me concerning my post about my pet Squirrel, Fred, and most of it was positive.
Some, however, said that I was endangering Fred by reducing his aversion to humans.
But - look at this picture. 
Could you deny this cute little fucker a treat when he does this for 5 minutes straight? And when he does this, he sits there as though if I don't get him Something To Eat he will just die!
He's even holding his hands together fer Chris'sake!
I couldn't...and didn't...deny him.
It was whole wheat, though. Not a muffin.





4 comments:
"Endangering Fred by reducing his aversion to humans?" This is So. Cal. The entire region is hostile to wildlife. I say give Fred some Cheetos and perhaps a thimble of beer. He could sit on your shoulder when you take pictures and could claw out the eyes of Big Dummy.
That's freakin hilarious!
but be careful when I was a kid the neighborhood girls tamed a squirrel and then our dog walked up and in about .5 seconds he made the tame squirrel a dead squirrel
hey - 'overhead' has a point... fred should be the next wildlife boyo! we've had the rat (forgot his name).
see which he prefers, victor's fav - steel reserve, or what christian likes (i forget which).
then, if he digs on it, you should totally turn him into a boyo man.
i'd love to see the 'squirrel boyo olympics". what does a wasted squirrel look like? does a too drunk squirrel puke?
of course - seeing as how the lapd monitors your blog, they might decide to call the aspca, aw crap. oh well. nice to see fred looking happy and healthy.
d.
Fred is a girl and she is our pet squirell and she is sitting there waiting for me!
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