The New Big Mac Jingle

You may not have heard it yet, but apprently McDonald's is holding a contest to find the new jingle for the Big Mac, heralding the end of the "two all beef patties, etc." song we all grew up with.

The final 5 have been chosen and oddly enough one of the finalists has a previous connection with the unbiquitous burger chain.

MIAMI (AP) _ A Miami man who held up a McDonald's at gunpoint in 1994 is now promoting the restaurant's signature sandwich in song. Tamien Bain is among five finalists in the fast food chain's contest for a new jingle promoting the Big Mac.


Bain was arrested on Memorial Day 1994 for the holdup. He served 12 years in prison, where he became interested in making music.

The 29-year-old Bain says he was up front with contest officials about his past when applying for the MySpace.com/BigMacChant competition.

The public has until Sunday to vote. The winner gets a trip to Los Angeles and their song featured in a national McDonald's ad.

Well, we have a little surprise for you - an exclusive Venice Surf Report sneak peek at the musical stylings of former gunman and future spokesperson for McDonald's, Tamien Bain.

Enjoy!

If you cain't figger
to kill some nigger
to get yo' Big Mac right now

The you don't want
two all beef patties
and special sauce no how

Jes' cap that bitch
and scratch that itch
for two whole sesame seed buns

And when 5-0 roll
jus' hit the do'
And show 'em how they make you runs

Big Mac Baby
(Kill that bitch)
Big Mac Baby
(Scratch that itch)
Big Mac Baby
(Bring yo' gun)
Big Mac Baby
(Make you run)




Pretty sweet, eh?