Why I Love My Site
You know, every once in a while I wonder: why do I do this? Why do I spend my time getting up early for people I don't know from nowhere for absolutely no compensation?
Then I get an email like this.
FYI, your site has gone from a passable surf report with occasional abuse of homeless folks to a complete self-indulgent shit show of poor financial advice, rascist, one-sided political bullshit. Reading a surf report from a kook was bad enough . . . If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be getting paid for financial advice instead of forcing on people who just wanna see some shots of the surf.
Now, of course, the chickenshit who wrote this hasn't got the balls to "sign it", so we haven't any idea who he/she is, but we do know one thing.
They keep reading the blog!
So, to you, dude/dudette, let me just say this. You are a moron. Whatever low wage hell in which you are currently toiling is most certainly deserved, and the pittance you are earning is due to your lack of skills. If there is a God he will surely smite you for blaspheming the one last true center of information left in this lying, thievous world.
You will not, however, die as a martyr, as your death furthers no purpose, but merely as the jackass you truly are.
So pretty please, with a cherry on top, quit fucking reading. You won't be missed and I'm pretty sure you are a sub-par human anyways.
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12 comments:
Good for you! I totally see your site as entertainment and as a spic, I too make racial comments in which comes from seeing a lighter funnier side of life, I think everybody at some point does it and we all know it's a ta bu. As for the financial stuff... It's just gravy! People just take themselves way too seriously, this moron needs to take a chill pill or start his/her own blog. Keep up the good work... I like your meandering thougths.
I know you didnt post that letter to have folks like myself and anonymous come out to say how much we like the blog but.....
I read the damn thing every day. It's one of the first two sites I go to every day.
I like the mix of surf, boyos and financials.
The funny thing for me is I see the Boyos down by the pier or around there and I already know them by name.
love the mix of news and surf from your view. maybe he's just mad he didnt get in on SKF. lol. keep up the good vibes. love it or leave it!!
aloha
If any of you are going to hitch your financial futures to this blog -- or any blog written by a surfer -- then you deserve every dollar you lose. But what's most disturbing is this idiot's wanton use of our beloved language. How about an "and" thrown in there between "financial advice" and (misspelled) "rascist, one-sided political bullshit?" Can a brother get some grammar? He did use the correct form of "advice," however. There is some hope for humanity.
uh surfing and ::insert profession here:: aren't two things that are mutually exclusive. one can surf and also be a stock trader, or a lawyer, or a donkey-show technician. your point of view is basically anyone with a hobby shouldn't be trusted with important decisions in your life. should you not let a doctor operate on your body because he likes to golf? also if you think so lowly of surfers why do you read a surf report?
Most definitely ironical!
The poor mite who wrote that obviously needs a good hug - or to be fucked in his ass 'till his eyes bleed.
You are not a racist - you are a raceaphobe. Its a irrational fear of people who cannot consider any issue on race without calling somebody a racist. Usually they do so with spiddle coming out of their mouth, their eyes bugging out and their face flushed with anger after somebody calls them on their insipid, guilt-driven ideas on race.
If you would just stop hacking into the weenie's computer so he was forced to read your surf reports . . .
Whoever wrote that was 100% accurate - google let me down - I type venice surf report and get this garbage. Change the name or your blog to Random thought of an idiot.
You sir are a grade A idiot - the worst kind of idiot. Why grade A idiot? Because you think you know so much and are so smart, you views are obviously correct and can't be questioned. But the reality is you're a complete fool and your smart views are actually the opposite: stupid. The difference between your small brain typing and a tagger tagging a wall is the tagger doesn't think he's so smart when he spray paints a wall.
You wrote about the tax cuts on the rich and the budget decreasing. Are you retarded? Did you know there was a budget surplus before the tax cuts on the rich? I went to Vegas and lost $500 at blackjack on night and the next night I made $250 - wow I made $250 at blackjack - oh no wait I'm down not up $250 - oh yes that is how stupid your analysis is.
I'm sure this is too much for your pea brain but the 16th amendment of our constitution created the federal income tax and guess who it was for - rich people dumb ass. You want rich people to pay less taxes - really because they work so hard investing the millions they inherited. You may not know this but the concentration of wealth in the top percentile is the highest its been since 1929 - you probably don't know about in 1929.
Then I read your angry at ignorant people that took bad loans - why aren't you angry at an unregulated system which before never allowed these ignorant people to take loans because they weren't qualified. You blame the person who obviously didn't realize it was a bad move - guess what we don't live in a jungle dumb dumb - you have red lights so traffic is controlled. You have regulations to make sure stuff like this doesn't happen. Its ok to have beliefs and then reality shows you they were incorrect and then you adjust your views - thats a sign of intelligence. But if you have views are shown they are incorrect and still hold on to them well thats the sign of a grade A idiot
Do yourself a favor - give up your anger - go to Tibet or India become a monk or something.
Rick -
Boy, for a guy who HATES this site so much you sure seem to know a lot about it.
My response:
A) Go fuck yourself
B) Go fuck yourself
How you like them apples?
DTS
I just gotta say this...I bought SKF at 100 sold it at its height of 210 and made a over 100k.
Thanks bud!
RICK T = FAGGOT
Dude, that is SO cool, that just made my day.
Go buy something frivolous, like a Rolex or something, just cause you can!
Again, good job.
I think I'd rather buy Rick T's soul and make him be the boyos' bitch for a year.
Rick T? You down?
Time to spend his life's salary on a weekend of hookers and drugs in Tijuana. I hear they let you put it anywhere you want down there.
Hmmm -- look at the big brain on Kevo. Mutually exclusive, huh? Big words for a surfer. Ooops, you take things literal. Sorry. Should I say that every time I make a funny or unfunny joke? You must have some uptight job (like an accountant) where you would take something so literal. That guy was obviously poking fun at the stoner, slacker image of a surfer portrayed in general society and the media. Perceptive little guy, aren't you? Nice use of a math term, though. Fucking nerd.
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